Thursday, July 24, 2008

creepy email

we got this creepy email, eh? I've been trying to trace it all morning, with no luck at all. i really hope they don't find our house! we're just getting settled and i think nameless REALLY likes the house. i can't track that thing for the life of me! i think they blocked us though, because they aren't receiving our emails. this is not good. Serpent is freaking out because if something happens to Nameless an I, she can't call the police because she can't talk. i think I'll take her mind off it by taking her out to count the fish. you go in the pond and hold a net so the top is out of the water, but the bottom isn't. you put all the fish in and count them, then name them, then put them back. that will occupy our time, right? bye

Shayde

Monday, July 21, 2008

pizza in my room! with Fred!

hello! i am eating pizza! yes, you heard me right! PIZZA! really good pizza. you might have heard, but WE GOT OUR HOUSE! my room is so amazing! its black with green splatters and its sooo cool! i guess Serpent and Nameless already dished the dirt on the house, so i'll tell you about Fred!

Lats night, serpent and i were on th computer looking at video's on youtube., we found the best ones ever! Meet fred!


its amazing. i wish i coul talk like that! wait a second.... i can! hahahahah!

Serpent!

Fred?!?!?

no silly, i just have his hackin' voice!

thats amazing!

i know.

anyway, i need to eat, so ttfn.

Shayde

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

no longer homeless?

well, we got a house. we get to move into it sunday and we each get our own rooms! i think i'll paint mine green..... i don't know though... for now, Serpent and i are just hanging out until Nameless gets back. She's getting the furniture now and hiding it so it will be ready when we move in. We wern't aloud to come, because Nameless needs to go shopping and us in her backpack would give her away. i guess Serpent and i will just sit here and play cards and stuff. i think i'll find out how to play some new ones on the internet though. all we know how to play is 'go fish' and 'crazy eights'. bye, see you when we have a house!

Shayde

Monday, July 7, 2008

good morning! oh wait....

it is actually about 9:30 pm. not morning. I just woke up though so yeah.... Nameless is asleep because we are going to fly allot tomorrow. i would think that she would need more than 9 hours of sleep to get where we're going. She says that we're going somewhere up north and were about as south a s you can get in Canada right now... we should be there in a few days, and i know that nameless isn't going to sleep until we get to where we're going. Thats just how it is.I think she still doesn't trust me though, because she won't let me take the watch alone. she got me to wake Serpent up when she was going to bed. i can't really say that though, can i? 'going to bed' sounds like we actually have a bed. which we don't. I've never slept in a bed. i bet you have and i bet its much better than a concrete floor of a cage, right? you probably have never slept on a concrete floor, though. maybe you should, just to see what a great thing beds are.

you sound like nudge, Shay!

whats a nudge?

oh, right! you haven't read maximum ride yet! you should really. anyway, Nudge is a girl in the book that talks nonstop. she just rambles on and on and on..... you just spent about 50 words talking about beds!I love you Shay, but you are just sooooo weird sometimes!

most of the time i am pretty weird... OH! we did have doughnuts! they were really good! serpent and i each got assorted Timbit box things and they were delish! I think i whimpered when i was eating! Nameless won't let me have coffee stuff! she says, "no caffeine for children!" a few things about that statement.

1. I don't even know what caffeine is!

2. i am not a child! i am 14 years old! i am old enough to be in high school!

3. a small sip could do nothing to me! ( i think)

4. nameless drinks it and she's only 2 years older than me!

5. I said 'COFFEE' not caffeine!

i'm done now. i think I'll turn this computer off now.

"why' you ask? well the fact that a SQUIRREL JUST HIT ME IN THE HEAD leads me to think that the glow is bugging the animals in this forest. that and serpent telling me what that raccoon wants to do to me...LATER GATERS!

Shayde

P.S. still working on that last name.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

hey

hello world.. I'm Shayde. I'm a human/snake hybrid. i appear to be a black rattle snake with red eyes and red spikes from my head to my tail. i was in the same itex branch for the first 6 years of my life. Serpent was there for 5 of those years. then both of us were shipped to another branch. Serpent was taken away after 5 years. I thought she was gone forever, so i didn't put up a fight when they shipped me to the original branch a year later. Then my rescue takes place.

I was in my crate when i heard a familiar voice in my head. It was Serpent and she had come back for me! she became larger and bit a hole in the crate. I slithered out and tried to blend in with the walls as we moved. it was hard because we were moving so quickly. someone saw us and got the erasers. all of a sudden this girl crashes through the wall (still don't know how she got through!) and puts me in her backpack! I'm screaming and thrashing but she doesn't even respond! i can hear the fighting and Serpents voice. she was trying to reassure me, but I'm still freaking out. I can feel the girl crash through another wall and jump! but the strange thing is, she never hits the ground. after a few minutes, Serpent crawls in and explains everything to me. I come out and wrap around one of Nameless's arms. Serpent is on the other. Its weird that Nameless can hold us both and everything her backpack without breaking a sweat. I mean, i weigh about 60 something pounds and Serpent weighs about 50! thats over 100 pounds without her backpack!

anyway, now we're eating breakfast. Egg McMuffins are SOOOOOO good! I've never had fast food before! all I've ever had was rats, water and bread! You must try to imagine how good real food tastes right now! Serpent says that we might be able to have doughnuts and hot chocolate! i don't know what that is, but it sounds good! I had peanut butter too! its awesome! it stick to the roof of your mouth and you lick it off!

Sorry, i'm rambling. Nameless and Serpent were right! Blogs are fun! Later!

Shayde

P.s. maybe i could have a last name....